Thought For The Day - Thursday, November 15, 2000
Wur gonna show that Pres'dent Poontang wut it wuz lahk in the ole wol' west... On television... With some singin', dancin' cowboys 'n' a real lahv chuk wag'n filled with grub 'n' viddles 'n' such. Bet them Rooskies don't git grub lahk thet back in Si-beerier. Then wur gonna sit 'round the camp fahr tellin' scary stories 'bout evil doers, bad guys 'n' folks lahk thet. Then wur gonna watch then new Kangaroo Court jump clean over the Constitution. But don't fret none, wur only gonna send folks there that we knows is guilty.

Thought For The Day - Sunday, November 19, 2000
We can consider ourselves a success if we have not lived up to the lowest expectations of those closest to us.

Thought For The Day - Wednesday, August 9, 2000
How do you know if you are "in shape"? Can you play as hard as you want all day and not have to stop because you're tired?

Thought For The Day - Friday, July 21, 2000
Cigarette butts ARE litter.

Thought for the day - Monday, June 26, 2000
From the Romper Room black board
Horses are nice because ice cream has no bones - Sheila Herbst, 1978.

Thought For The Day - Monday, June 19, 2000
I never let ignorance of a subject keep me from plunging head-long into it.

Thought For The Day - Saturday, June 17, 2000
"Isn't fun the best thing to have?"

Thought For The Day - Monday, May 29, 2000 - Memorial Day
Every day you spend on the beach adds a day to your life.

Thought For The Day - Friday, May 19, 2000
Unless you're the lead car in a parade... You might just be in the way. There's going to be a point in our lives when all the rest of us are going to wish we had back all the time we've wasted stuck behind people like you! At least move over and let us, or life, go by you.